May 2012
h-a-n-k:
poobuttface:
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:
partyintheusanus:
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
no and now i know why
cries
right in the innocence
15 Keyboard Shortcuts for Lazy People
miguelofthedark:
More here. I am to lazy to remember these…
cakeparadox:
this is still a thing, right?
What do the people know you as, hero? →
redridingwiththewolves:
cortexrulestheworldium:
captain-iveru:
thecrunchychew:
thegirlwhoovercameitall:
hallucifersbitch:
amateurhocuspocus:
lexiathan:
fangasmic:
peterparking:
Noelle, The Omniscient Imp.
Lexi, The Cold Gunner.
Samantha, The Pragmatic Alchemist.
Amber, The Noble Food-Seller.
Ally, The Dragon Merchant.
lex, The Diplomatic Doll
ashley, The Elven...
my birthday is tomorrow
i’m kind of excited, i’m going to red lobster with my grandparents for lunch and i’m getting an ipod touch either that day or a few days later
but my mom keeps saying she has something to give me on the day of even if we don’t have the ipod yet
what is it mom
what is your mysterious gift for me
it’s not a pony, i made sure to ask
i’ll probably get myself a...
berrylopez:
my dad just walked into my room and asked to borrow a blunt pencil and i was like ‘why’ and he was all ‘can you just please look for one’ so he just stood there while i spent 5 minutes looking for a blunt pencil for him and then i finally found one and gave it to him and he looked at me all meaningfully and said ‘oh don’t worry there’s no point’ and left the pencil on my desk
Which baby are you? →
yamaburi:
sassy-lesbian-aradia:
you-only-honl-once:
time-traveling-unicorns:
hussiebot:
accioseoul:
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
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accio-the-grint:
on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
stopitsgingertime:
walk into health class, there’s a sex ed guest speaker
sit down expecting yelling about abstinence and heteronormativity
the first thing she says is:
“i’m going to be using gendered pronouns for the sake of simplicity but understand that not all males have penises and not all females have vaginas and this doesn’t invalidate their identity”
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
quiethoof-bookpony:
effyeahchampomix:
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
#THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY#YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME#I MEAN YOU HAD TO...
God I lost it laughing at work
vintage-aerith:
renfamous:
Later..
HELP
AAAAAHHH
MY STOMACH HURTS AHAHAHAHAHA
eridan-ampwwhora:
whatacrydonnie:
whatacrydonnie:
when you’re caught eating someone you’re not supposed to
I JUST SAID SOMEONE INSTEAD OF SOMETHING OH MY G O D
rpqx:
beepony:
tenbabyshoes:
lurking in the shadows
living in a cave
killing for sport
eating all the bodies
actual catgirl nepeta leijon
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
Alot of people will not notice this. Reblog if you...
bemusedlybespectacled:
