December 2011
dandelion-hands:
who needs a cat or a dog when you have a beard you can pet
doesn’t eat
doesn’t poop
doesn’t sit on your head when you try to sleep
doesn’t need to go outside
doesn’t bark when cars go by
doesn’t need to go to the vet
just a furry, loveable, wonderful, patch of man fur
beards, if you shave yours, you’re pretty much killing a small woodland creature
:D
frisky-and-60:
people who say they hate mspa but love sweet bro and hella jeff
:| My friends.
Reblog if you didn't find Tumblr through MTV
trolljohng:
theladysummoner:
veryadorabull:
Tumblr was on MTV?
^^^Me.
^^^ ( When was it on MTV..? )
(… I haven’t watched MTV since I was like… 16)
What’s a TV?
November 2011
What the fuck is Homestuck: !!PETITION!! MAKE A... →
what-the-fuck-is-homestuck:
Reblog if you think Radiation should make a sequel to his heartwarming masterpiece, The Baby is You. ( Or at least another beautiful opera. )
“EVERY DAY, A MILLION BABIES ARE BORN IN THE UNITED STATES ALONE. MANY OF THESE BABIES CLIMB OUT OF VAGINAS.
OTHERS, THE STORKS BRING…
I like "clingy" people.
pir88eauty:
I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.
(( ^^^^^^^^ ))
It's legit guys. If a thousand people like this, I...
thefuckinmirthfulmessiahs:
Eeeeeee
iif your pant2 were a .rar. fiile, ii would unziip...
femsollux:
iggyiggyigirisu:
hey guy2….
There's no room for you here, Mr. Grownup.: CLOWN... →
thegoddamnsnakeman:
THE MATCH OF THE GODDAMN MILLENIUM IS HERE FOLKS ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING READY
IT’S TIME THE GREATEST IN CLOWNKIND WAS PUT TO THE TEST AND SEE WHO COMES OUT ON TOP AS THE TOP HONK
AND NOW YOUR CONTENDERS
THE BLOKE OF COKE, DR. ROCKSO
VS
THE MIME OF SLIME, GAMZEE MAKARA
PUT DOWN…
omnomnami:
ask6amzee:
AWWWH TAVVY AWWH D:>
I wonder... REBLOG IF YOU LIKE HOMESTUCK, I WANNA...
tehpancake:
chocoandcigs:
canni8al:
linh-linh:
graphitetroll:
narwhals-and-skawirls:
davesprite-sexual:
laxita2688:
setsuntamew:
feistystump:
jakenglishsexual:
zigzaton:
Yes, I know there’s another one going around, but this will be easier for me~
BABBU COME HERE. :D
<3333333333333
I LOVE EVERYONE <3 <3 <3
Why hello there~
Hey babeh
...
( EMERGENCY: I need someone to help me stay awake...
How?
davespritebudgie:
fuckyeahmudkipz:
davespritebudgie:
WHY IS IT WHENEVER I SKYPE PEOPLE ALWAYS COMMENT ON MY COLLARBONE
HEY THERE YOU HAVE NICE COLLARBONES
OR SO I’VE HEARD
i will destroy you
All I can see is eyes and two front teeth
I instantly thought of Rattata
i’m sorry don’t hate me ;w;
davespritebudgie:
WHY IS IT WHENEVER I SKYPE PEOPLE ALWAYS COMMENT ON MY COLLARBONE
HEY THERE YOU HAVE NICE COLLARBONES
OR SO I’VE HEARD
