i started a new game in skyrim and i think our horse took a wrong turn somewhere.
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
I am a literature student and I have tears of laughter in my eyes
"Oh, to be toilet paper, that I might touch that cheek."
"Do you wipe your bum at us, sir?"
"No, sir, I do not wipe my bum at you, sir, but I wipe my bum, sir."
"Diarrhea on both your houses!"
"How silver-sweet sound lovers’ toots by night,
Like the softest music to attending ears.”
THIS POST IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME
'A Californian congressmen has just introduced a law to make it illegal to keep orcas in captivity. This could change everything — but SeaWorld is already mounting a vicious campaign to defeat this congressman's brave move. We need to tell the State of California that the public won't accept SeaWorld's imprisonment of orcas any longer.'
Enact the Orca Welfare and Safety Act to make it illegal to hold orcas in captivity for performance or entertainment purposessign this petition
this needs more notes!!!!
GUYS I THINK I FOUND OUT WHY MY DISK TRAY KEEPS EJECTING
The educational system in one image.
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will spend the rest of its life thinking it’s an idiot.” -Albert Einstein
Reblogging. always. always. always.
This is just so fucking damn straight yes jesus yes.
You forgot the fact that we are not given the proper education to prepare ourselves for college/university/real life. Also no real life skills. Seriously we weren’t required to learn how to balance a check book. Also we weren’t given a good sex education. It was all STDs, condoms, and abstinence. All that being said, I really enjoyed public school for the most part.
Look at how fucking happy that monkey looks
this drink is frozen. hahaha do u get the joke
Aww that’s so-
Oh hey shes getting olde-
How dare you
So I went to a bargain store
Art by notmyphones.
i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
A character I’ve been drawing for class homework. Their anger is fueled by the doge meme.